December 2009
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I gave you my hand in marriage, I gave you all these happy years together and...
– Mom (misunderstood dad talking about the turkey)
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Movie Night at the Co House
Dad: Can we watch something with Shia LaBeouf?
Me: What? Why?
Dad: I have a man crush on him.
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Kim, you’re such a slut.
– Mom (she meant klutz)
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Studying at Irving
Me: The best part of my day is when I drive
Garry: The best part of my day is when I sleep
Eric: The best part of my day is when I masturbate (he's joking)
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...huh
I have 12 hrs to study 12 chapters for a Chemistry final worth 50% of my mark that I haven’t started studying for previously.
How fucked am I?
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Progress Report
I’m just gunna take a quick second to let everyone know how incredibly FUCKED I am:
MATH: [final on tuesday] 2.1, 2.2, 2.3, 2.5, 2.6, 2.7, 2.8, 3.1, 3.2, 3.3, 3.4, 1.6, 3.5, 3.6, 3.7, 3.8, 3.9, 3.10, Taylor Polynomials, 4.1, 4.2, 4.3, 4.5, 4.7, 4.8, 4.9
PHILOSOPHY: [final on wednesday] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 12, 13
CHEMISTRY: [final on thursday] 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,...
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SELF CONTROL
Starting now, I will limit myself to one post a day because I have three days to study for three finals - Math, Philosophy, Chemistry. I don’t see it happening but I’m gunna try. God help us all.
just to clarify…this one doesn’t count (THANKS MARR)
mliaverage:
Today, I learned that the French word for watermelon is “Pastèque” which translates to “not steak”. Thank you France, for clearing my confusion about the difference between watermelon and steak.MLIA
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How movies should have ended →
Beware: make cause unproductivity →
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I missed math class so...
I asked Jordan McGarry (I call him Garry) to scan me his notes (units 4.8 - 4.9) and send them to me. The files I received were:
4.8
KIM LOVES JORDAN MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD
WITHOUT JORDAN, KIM WOULD BE A LIFELESS BLOB
GARRY MCGARRY
I especially like “4.8” it’s very creative.
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Now I Know...
kimmm says:
what's in a snicker's bar?
`- jorjor ...--- says:
Why??
kimmm says:
cause i have one but i dont know if i should eat it
`- jorjor ...--- says:
Aids
Aids is the main ingredient for Snickers
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I fail as a student.
Why is it so hard for me to go to all my classes in a single week? At this rate, I won’t graduate due to sheer laziness. Great.
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No, this is how it works
You peer inside yourself
You take the things you like...
– Regina Spektor: On the Radio (as appreciated by Eric Toyota and, consequently, by me as well)